Debian Folklore

% apt-get moo
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       (oo) 
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...."Have you mooed today?"...
% aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
% aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
% aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!
% aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?
% aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win.

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% aptitude -vvvvvv moo
What is it?  It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.